February 2012
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i hope they can definitively prove that homosexuality is genetic so the conservative parents of gay kids feel really uncomfortable
“I shall not exist if you do not imagine me.”
– Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita (via littlefoxpaws)
uh
i wrote my history assignment on my palm but then i got ketchup on my hand and accidentally licked it off
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i was trying to think of a certain idiom you use to describe expending something of all its resources, and i googled “sucked it dry” but nope that’s a euphemism for blowjobs
but it begs the question
why would you ever describe a good blowjob as being dry?
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SIX that’s how many of my 108 facebook friends started relationships in the last THREE DAYS this is a million times worse than valentines day
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fact
people with secret romantic feelings for one another are literally never subtle about it
today everyone in drama was called out of class and sent to the principal’s office. we got there and he started telling us how good the play was. he just kept saying over and over, “I can’t believe how many lines you guys memorized! there were so many lines! i never could have memorized all that wow”
i don’t think he’s ever seen a play? at least not one at our...
today i just sort of realized that we have a relatively high-quality video of one of our presidents being shot in the head woah …
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avon-virus:
The type of pony everypony should know
there’s a freshman at my school who looks pretty much identical to Mary Elizabeth Winstead and i always call her Ramona
i’m friends with her on facebook but i do not know her actual name
i have a huge essay due friday and an oratory due saturday and finals on monday and tuesday and nat quals wednesday and thursday and also i have some makeup work to do
SO
i’m gonna have to cut some tumblr out of my life for the next two weeks
feel free to send me mean messages if i’m posting on here a lot
I don’t think the problem with most Nerdfighters is that they’re mean at all? I think the most glaring problem in Nerdfighteria is that they’re too afraid to be aggressive and challenge other people’s opinions when it’s necessary.
But anyway it’s a wide spectrum of people and they all have their own issues. I still love this community because in general I think...
the most dramatic difference in my life since i stopped living with my mom is that i frequently forget to clean my ears and cut my toenails
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why would you take a picture with your tongue hanging out of your mouth and think that it’s attractive
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5thnarwhal replied to your post: gravebraids replied to your post: there are few…
And kittens Girls with tiny feet Baby laughs Girls eating turkey sandwich Ducklings Girls mispronouncing words Growth Chibi characters Adventure time charactures Thumper Bambi Bambi’s mom (alive)
i can get behind some of these (i assume you were spelling growlithe?)
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cowbucket replied to your post: gravebraids replied to your post: there are few…
hey i can play the mandolin (poorly) \m/
+20 cute points, bringing you to a grand total of Major Cutie Pie
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gravebraids replied to your post: there are few things cuter than girls eating roast…
name 10
girls in big sweaters michael scott and holly flax rapunzel’s overbite maru scraggy & scrafty little kids holding hands sand cats girls who can play the mandolin (one million times better than the ukelele) lilo and stitch high-pitched sneezes
there are few things cuter than girls eating roast beef sandwiches
everyone is dating everyone else now suddenly? a ton of my facebook friends changed their relationship status within the last two or three days
my ex-boyfriend is in a relationship even
gosh i barely have time for myself but i have this enormous desire to pour energy and affection into another person. it’s silly
so i’m going to do something for myself and by that i mean bake...
If A Therapist Needs Therapy Does That Make Him A Bad Therapist?
if any cartoon is the Jesus of cartoons it was Ren and Stimpy. they died for your sins.
brandnewswastikas:
I have that disease where I CAN ONLY BE MYSELF.
in the past year or two i’ve learned that i have a minimal capacity for happiness and a low threshold of frustration but i love with more intensity than anyone i know
Anonymous asked: what does ghostnoting mean?
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i want to know WHO IS GHOSTNOTING
(if you liked/replied to the high five and/or this post then it’s YOU……!)
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